You know what bothers me? Hairless man-chests in movies. It's really, really starting to get to me on a deeply intrinsic level. I absolutely hate it. I find it perverse and disgusting how boyish and shiny they look all the time. It's just -- gah *growl*! I HATE YOU ALL!
Most men have chest hair. If you doesn't, fine. Congratulations. You naturally live up to Hollywood's ideals on man-body-hair beauty. And it's a good thing. It's a naturally-occurring, testosterone-showing trait of the male species that makes women think, "Virile male. He will make healthy children." Without it, there's a certain part of women that is left confused. Take for example the movie 300:
Look! Look at that! Wrong, wrong, WRONG! A Mediterranean male would not be smooth as a babe's bottom upon his chest. It is, frankly, unattractive. My eyes are pulled away from his fabulous red cape and intense method actor gaze to his bald, shiny lady-man chest. And chest hair is attractive. Look at this sucker:
Sean Connery? Hot. Oh yes, his chest hair too. Especially his chest hair, even. He's just so manly and . . . mmmmm. Ending this now.
I don't really have a point to this post. It was just something that really started to irk me, so I decided to share it with you, because I know you love hearing me complain.
And if you think I made this update just to showcase shirtless men then you are pervert.
I don't really have a point to this post. It was just something that really started to irk me, so I decided to share it with you, because I know you love hearing me complain.
And if you think I made this update just to showcase shirtless men then you are pervert.
3 comments:
Oh another comment, does the same apply to back hair Lassin? Or is that not in the requirements?
Um, ew? No, a thousand times no it does not. :P Please, men, do away with any back hair!
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