Thursday, January 8, 2009

"I'm an instant star. Just add water and stir."

HAPPY 62nd BIRTHDAY DAVID BOWIE!!!!


May you continue to age like fine wine!

6 comments:

Brandon said...

[insert me throwing up here]

Lassin Sayne said...

[insert me dousing you in butter cream frosting and lighting you on fire with a birthday candle here] Just kidding -- I'd just push you into your vomit then kick you out of the room. :-)

Brandon said...

That man, at least I think he is a man, it is hard to tell now days, is morally corrupt. He even said "It's true - I am a bisexual. But I can't deny that I've used that fact very well. I suppose it's the best thing that ever happened to me." Come on that has to on some level deep in your body disgust you. Or are you turning in to one of them. The "We can except everybody" obsessed fans that overlook the fact that their idle is an crazy pervert.

Lassin Sayne said...

1) Yes, he's most definitely a man. I know, I was confused at first too, but then I saw certain pictures, and . . . *cough* he's a man. 2) He's not my idol, so it doesn't really disgust me what he does in his personal life. I like his music, and the personas he's created for himself. Despite that though, he said that in 1976. In 1993, he gave up bisexuality and confirmed himself a "closet heterosexual." Therefore, it's a moot point. 3) During his most "perverted" times, he was high off his head; which, although may not seem like an excuse to you, makes a lot of sense to me -- he wasn't himself when he was doing those things. No, if he were truly a pervert I wouldn't listen to his songs or read up on him. Like, I don't listen to The Rolling Stones, even though I like some of their songs, because Mick Jagger and Keith Richards especially are despicable human beings. 4) He's really turned his life around now -- he gave up drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes, he's married (to a woman), and has stopped producing music so that he can raise his little girl. 5) Is someone jealous of a certain aging rock star's fine, sweet bod and swoon-worthy charm? ;-)

Brandon said...

1. So looking at porn is allowed in your house?
2. You can't be both a heterosexual and bisexual at the same time. Also you could have fooled me about the Idol thing.
3. O.K. I guess pervertedness is up to debate but still to be a heterosexual and bisexual flip flop is a little strange.
4. I do not believe that he has truly done all of things. I think he wants you to believe that he has.
5. Sure I am sitting here wishing that I had the multitudes of fans like the Joe Bros and that High School Musical guy and that my face was on girls flip flops. I also want to be a crazy guy that has mostly old women and one or two somewhat normal teenagers lusting after him.

Lassin Sayne said...

1) :P No. No, it is not. It's not like I was looking for them or anything, but there's a music video of his in especially (he was clothed) and it was just hard to miss . . . I'm gonna stop talking about this now.
2) It's not at the same time. He was bisexual and now he's strictly heterosexual. And he really, honestly isn't my idol. I wouldn't want to date/marry/be him. I simply admire his work, and think he was extremely attractive back in the day.
3) As stated before, he completely gave up guys, and has gone strictly after girls for a couple decades now.
4) Believe what you will, and I will keep believing what I will.
5) Somewhat normal? :D Oh, you flatter.